We are artists– creating the future of work.
Our rapidly-growing community of "palacians" or "sages" is changing the way we generate ideas, nurture relationships, & build businesses. We sell ourselves, because we are the only thing worth selling.
Learning starts with hearing.
Slow, deep, and convinced.
Generate & spread privileged, tribal knowledge.
Transparency is trust. Privacy is fake. Information is free.
An assortment of things I've done.
I've backed up every single email, text, IM, post, picture, bio, resumé, homework, and project since 2003 😅
I'm an investor.
10,000% ROI, twice
200% down payment in 2 years
12 startups funded by Battle Tested Ventures
Way OTM calls. Volatile, long expiry, viable businesses
I write a newsletter.
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You can shop quality local wares from my 50,000 hours of research.
Bijan creates and curates solutions to problems with integrity and authenticity (and these are some problems we solve)
I was Director of Product.
Tradesy is the luxury fashion resale marketplace empowering women to get the designer fashion they crave — on their own terms. Millions of customers can sell what's in their closets to fund their next shopping spree. All while saving up to 90% off retail.
From 2015-2018 I was responsible for demand growth, customer acquisition, & logistics for the marketplace.
$320MM Annual Sales Volume
Millions of shoppers, $1 billion in lifetime sales–marketplace volume, at scale.
1MM Product Listings
Over a million active listings from 100,000 independent sellers.
$350 Average Order Value
Designer fashion including Rolex, YSL, and Louis Vuitton.
2 Incredible Employers
Tracy DiNunzio and Sash Catanzarite were the best bosses ever, with a truly transcendent team.
300 Probing Questions Asked
Everyone loves solving problems. The challenge is asking novel questions.
5,000 Problems Solved
Do whatever it takes to bring the team & customers to success.
And have worked on a panoply of projects.
Everyone here is an entrepreneur.
We thrive on big ideas and smart solutions. We challenge and celebrate each other.
Net burn rate reduced 80% ($1MM per month down to $200K), 200+ A/B tests, +50% SEO acquisition,
Mentorship, OKRs, business cases, ROI models, executive dashboards, A/B testing, agile development.
AI anti-fraud, automated product curation, machine-learned search & recommendations.
Tradesy for Business
30% Marketplace Revenue Increase, 1MM products synced from eBay Sellers.
User Experience & Study
Over 100 best-practices and customer-driven UX optimizations on a total checkout re-design.
As an Ops Manager. Inneractive.com
Global reach, thousands of biofeedback systems, high margins, nimbly operated.
- Re-branded $1MM high-touch international product portfolio
- Optimized, automated, and out-sourced supply chains & customer support
- Developed new product line– mobile kiosk Aura-reader
- Market launch– Moodz Corporate Events
A Founder. Pitpons– The Underarm Shield.
Keep Your Sweat to Yourself.
- Pitpons protect you from embarrassing sweat stains
- These absorbent underarm pads last all day and are perfect for men and women
- Innovative brand, $4,000 raised, 100 subscription customers, 50,000 Pitpons manufactured.
CES Presenter & Podcaster.
Hosted a "What's my Crypto IQ" contest in front of a fun and excited crowd at CES. Followed this up with live interviews of 12 founders and investors in the blockchain space for my Dose of Ether podcast.
- Top 10% Podcaster
- Blockchain founder, investor, & network operator
Credentials are bullshit.
Merely signalling, nepotism, and asymmetric exploitation.
I study philosophy, economics, and technology.
Tribal Knowledge is 1,000x Larger than Encyclopedic Knowledge
I learn, break-down, and re-build ideas to form my perspective. Then, I share it through conversations, writing, advising, & sharing.
$1,000,000,000,000 Lawsuit against FB, GOOG & AMZN.
A popular movement and $1 Trillion Class-Action Lawsuit against Facebook, Amazon, and Google is the only way to unlock the anti-rivalrous public commons they control.
Get in touch, for any reason at all